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Rasturbating

The process in which several sheets of paper (Each a different part of one picture) Are printed out, and then assembled to form a whole picture. Similar to puzzle making.
Guy1:Hey dude, what'ya doing?

Guy2:Just Rasturbating.

Guy1:Making a megaman poster I see.

Guy2:It's gonna look awesome when I put together all of the separate pieces.
by 60jack500000 January 19, 2012
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Rathturbating

Masturbating to a video of a famous historian such as Edwin Fenton or Jared Diamond setting the scene, all while chanting "DO YOUR DHARMA TO GET GOOD KARMA TO ESCAPE SAMSARA TO ACHIEVE MOKSHA!"
Person 1:
Is that a video of famous Historian Jared Diamond?
Person 2:

Yea man, I'm rathturbating. Setting the scene is so hot
by FlyingPot8o June 14, 2014
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Mapsturbating

1) Obsessing over online maps to find the perfect route or trail you plan to use soon.

2) Wasting time exploring online maps to look at places you never expect or plan to visit.
1) That Shoeless guy sure spends a lot of time mapsturbating on his computer to find fun trails.

2) I know I'll never go there, but for some reason I spent hours mapsturbating at satellite views of Easter Island
by Greebo the Great October 24, 2014
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rashturbating

When a man masturbates until he gets a rash
"John was walking funny because he was rashturbating until 4:00 am"
by DootyPantsMcGee January 30, 2015
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Napsturbating

When you fall asleep mid-wank.
"I got your jar of coconut oil back; homeboy's napsturbating."
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"
by qvackhead May 15, 2025
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