Don't Rape the Baby

Words you should always have close to your heart.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.

1: Hey there cute little baby. How are you today. I tell you what we'll do, I'll just stick that in there like that and then...
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!