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Raccoon Eye

After a long night of drinking you will usually get terrible mud butt (aka the beer shits) the next morning, after your first chocolate shotgun of the day you stand up without wiping your ass, approach the nearest passed out person and while holding your butt cheeks apart you firmly press your asshole around that person's eyeball leaving a perfect ring around the person's eye.
I hope that chick doesn't get pink eye, I gave her a nasty ass raccoon eye.
by OKCsavage May 30, 2009
mugGet the Raccoon Eyemug.

Third Raccoon Eye

The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.
"How's that for a third raccoon eye?

One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."
by asiandong June 6, 2016
mugGet the Third Raccoon Eyemug.

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