After a long night of drinking you will usually get terrible mud butt (aka the beer shits) the next morning, after your first chocolate shotgun of the day you stand up without wiping your ass, approach the nearest passed out person and while holding your butt cheeks apart you firmly press your asshole around that person's eyeball leaving a perfect ring around the person's eye.
by OKCsavage May 30, 2009

The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.
by asiandong June 6, 2016
