Quokka

The rapist of the animal kingdom. Created when a Kangaroo and a Koala had a bit too much to drink.

Whoaa a cute Quokka
Agghhghghgg (quokka rape noises)

by quokka research team March 25, 2013

Quokka pile

A large pile of unwashed laundry that accumulates in the corner of ones room, common amongst teenage men. An overflowing laundry basket.

Clean up that Quokka pile!

by doof15 May 6, 2009

Being quokka

To be overly excited or overwhelmed by laughter you can't even control yourself

Fam, are you taking the piss or are you just being quokka innit?

by TheYFB March 30, 2020

Quokka Soccer

The sport of kicking a rare Australian native marsupial (found principally on Rottnest Island); the Quokka, much like a soccer ball.

Hey Garth, Pat and I are going to Rottnest Island. You up for a game of Quokka soccer?

by Jeffffrey October 11, 2009

quokka

a quokka is a very cute animal with chubby cheeks

Hey look! It's a quokka!
Quokka? HAN JISUNG MENTIONED????

by i know you know lee know September 4, 2025

Quokka-faced

An eager, happy but mindless expression on the face. All the lights are on but no one is home.

The Bouan-Bathor stared quokka-faced at Cara Delvingne and tried to make her wear the stupid hat.

by Fred Bigley June 9, 2018

Quokka hole

When on rottnest Island and a cute quokka climbs up your bunghole

I was sleeping and woke up with a quokka hole

by Hemiholeseeker November 1, 2025