Quokka

The rapist of the animal kingdom. Created when a Kangaroo and a Koala had a bit too much to drink.

Whoaa a cute Quokka
Agghhghghgg (quokka rape noises)

by quokka research team March 25, 2013

Quokka pile

A large pile of unwashed laundry that accumulates in the corner of ones room, common amongst teenage men. An overflowing laundry basket.

Clean up that Quokka pile!

by doof15 May 6, 2009

Being quokka

To be overly excited or overwhelmed by laughter you can't even control yourself

Fam, are you taking the piss or are you just being quokka innit?

by TheYFB March 30, 2020

Quokka Soccer

The sport of kicking a rare Australian native marsupial (found principally on Rottnest Island); the Quokka, much like a soccer ball.

Hey Garth, Pat and I are going to Rottnest Island. You up for a game of Quokka soccer?

by Jeffffrey October 11, 2009

han quokka

the skzoo to the cutest man on earth han jisung

“is that han quokka?”
“no it is han jisung”

by hanxhyunjin September 28, 2025

quokka

a cute animal that always smiles also used to describe people

Girl:that guy is so cute he looks like a quokka

by quandaledinglefortniteballs October 5, 2022

quokka

a quokka is a very cute animal with chubby cheeks

Hey look! It's a quokka!
Quokka? HAN JISUNG MENTIONED????

by i know you know lee know September 4, 2025