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Quokka

The rapist of the animal kingdom. Created when a Kangaroo and a Koala had a bit too much to drink.
Whoaa a cute Quokka
Agghhghghgg (quokka rape noises)
by quokka research team March 25, 2013
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Quokka pile

A large pile of unwashed laundry that accumulates in the corner of ones room, common amongst teenage men. An overflowing laundry basket.
by doof15 May 6, 2009
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Being quokka

To be overly excited or overwhelmed by laughter you can't even control yourself
Fam, are you taking the piss or are you just being quokka innit?
by TheYFB March 30, 2020
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Quokka Soccer

The sport of kicking a rare Australian native marsupial (found principally on Rottnest Island); the Quokka, much like a soccer ball.
Hey Garth, Pat and I are going to Rottnest Island. You up for a game of Quokka soccer?
by Jeffffrey October 11, 2009
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quokka

a quokka is a very cute animal with chubby cheeks
Hey look! It's a quokka!
Quokka? HAN JISUNG MENTIONED????
by i know you know lee know September 4, 2025
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Quokka-faced

An eager, happy but mindless expression on the face. All the lights are on but no one is home.
The Bouan-Bathor stared quokka-faced at Cara Delvingne and tried to make her wear the stupid hat.
by Fred Bigley June 9, 2018
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Quokka hole

When on rottnest Island and a cute quokka climbs up your bunghole
I was sleeping and woke up with a quokka hole
by Hemiholeseeker November 1, 2025
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