Quintruplets

Quintruplets:
When giving birth and you don't have quadruplets; you have an extra half of a baby.

Maybe the cast of "Two and a Half Men" were quintruplets. He is only half a human after all.

by TwattyWafflies August 5, 2017

Quintuple Six Rule

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require:

1.) Six figure salary+
2.) Six pack abs+
3.) Six inch penis+
4.) Six feet tall+
5.) Six years of college+(advanced degree)

We can’t date I go by the quintuple six rule.

by MysteriousSpoon April 2, 2021

quintuple-third-cousin

Quintuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and ten great-great-grandparents in common.

My quintuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Quintuple

When a man pops a boner and quickly starts thrusting his penis inside a woman’s pussy. But when he cream pies that clit, he still thrusts his wiener into her cervix even when his penis is now soft and a chode. The woman clenches her clit lips together, cutting off circulation to the crank, leaving it saggy and purple.

Get in my fucking bed Sally so I can Quintuple that cunt.

by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017

Quintouple

A romantic relationship between five people. It is a relationship that have five partners. The relationship has to be romantic and not only sexual.
It is a form of polyamory with five people.

I've been in a relationship with four ladies who love me as well as themselves. We are a quintouple.

by Ryan Sazzu July 29, 2023

quintuple newpin

When someone inhales 5 Newport cigarettes at once.

Effects...

Normally Causes Dizziness, loss of breath and a large cloud of smoke

WOW that guy was just quintuple newpin, he must smoke alott of ciggarets.

by NEWPMAN September 14, 2009

quintuple-3C

Quintuple-third-cousin: has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, different eight great-grandparents, ten great-great-grandparents in common and different six great-great-grandparents.

My quintuple-3C is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021