quif

to complain incessently
Bob: I don't wanna go
Tod: Quit your quifing shitface
by zetsumei naisho March 09, 2005
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when air is expelled from a womans fanny
oh u bitch u quifed
by bette midler September 30, 2003
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chelsea buttered a blueberry quif and ate it for breakfast
by quifilicious June 02, 2005
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you smell like lindas queeif
by gary October 30, 2003
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quife

A "vaginal fart". Typically caused by the compression of air in the vagina during intercourse.
He: Did you just fart?
She: No, that was a quife
by Dradle November 20, 2008
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quife

a fart from the vagina usually during sexual intercourse when the penis stimulates the farthest point of the vagina
-Dude, what the f**k was that!
-Just a quife.
by Josh Lioliodis April 08, 2003
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quifing

verb assosciated ith the act of producind a quifedescribing the noise made when air is forced out of the vagina when the penis draws out and in. effectively vaginal farts, see quife
as he was fucking me i was quifing, i wondered if he had heard me
by ezmerelda August 31, 2005
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