The Quidditch

The quidditch is when you fly into the bedroom wearing nothing but a cape holding your "broomstick". You must be humming the Harry Potter theme song in order to correctly perform this gravity defying feat. Wand optional.

I was waiting in bed for him, then out of nowhere he pulls The Quidditch and flies into the room. It was magical.

by Schwipples September 16, 2010

Quidditch

1.Fictional Sport Played in Harry Potter. Involves flying brooms, a Bluddger, Quaffle, and the Snitch.

2. Real sport based off the Harry Potter Series

The college dorm prepared for the celebration since the win of the Quidditch game

by NintendoLink April 27, 2015

Rules of Quidditch

When a TV show, movie or book needlessly repeats details from earlier episodes, usually to the annoyance of fans. The term originates from the Harry Potter book series, where the rules of the wizarding sport were painstakingly explained at the beginning of nearly every book.

"We can miss the first five minutes of 24, it's just Rules of Quidditch anyway."

by thaggas December 15, 2011

quidditch

the amazing game in harry potter that involves 2 teams (7 on each). it is played in the air with 4 balls. the quaffle, 2 bludgers, and a snitch. it is the most awesome and amazing game known to mankind.

lets go play a fun game of quidditch.

by harrypotterfanatic December 28, 2010

Quidditch Pants

The resultant 'stiffening' of your 'broomstick' that comes from watching all these fine ass young witches finally reach the legal wizarding age.

Seamus: Hey, did you see that Hermione last night down at the Three Broomsticks?

Neville: Hells yeah bro! She gave me such a hardcore case of Quidditch Pants it was like she'd preformed petrificus totalus on my wang!!!

by pro-fezzor July 18, 2010

Late Night Quidditch

A vulgar sex act in which one inserts a broom stick into another, while he/she is being penetrated by a "Professor Snape"

Hey, wanna call professor Snape so we can play some Late Night Quidditch?

by TheMormonizer August 6, 2011

quidditch

the most awsome sport that invaolvs brooms and balls that try to kill you.

did you see that quidditch game

ya i almost got killed

by potato ninja 4 November 3, 2010