quantarf

Air escaping the penile urethra and creating a fart noise. Basically resembles a queef, but out of a dick.

Dan: Dude, did you just fart on that girls tits?
Bob: Nah dude, that was my dick. I gave her a nice quantarf to sniff on.
Dan: Nice dude!

by deankaler420 December 4, 2016

soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

by aretegroup February 9, 2019

quandary

A state of perplexity
me at the moment

I was in a quandary whether or not to go out

by Chavhunter November 4, 2004

quandaries

The plural form of quandary.

A state of uncertainty as of what to do.

I've been faced with some rather difficult quandaries. I contemplated selling my children to the local pederast, but instead crossed the Rubicon and bought some Ethiopian children from Sally Struthers to work in the area rock quarry to make the down-payment on my new yacht.

by Cruise Berry December 5, 2007

Quandarious Gooch

Quandarious Gooch was arrested for unlawful possession of Marijuana.

Hey, did you hear that Quandarious Gooch was arrested for unlawful possession of Marijuana ?

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

Quandarious Goochie Fuzzberry Madham the 4th

Goofy ahh name

Quandarious Goochie Fuzzberry Madham the 4th has a big cock

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

quandarius hingelbottom

Quandarius Hingelbottom is the 3rd cousin of Quandale dingle and is climbing up the ranks in the goofy ah uncle productions studio.

Hey quandarius hingelbottom, how’s your day?

by Realistic applesauce September 15, 2022