Quaft

When a girl shits so hard it causes her to also queef.

Dude, did you just hear that girl quaft in the bathroom. It sounded like a duck but smelled like your ass.

by JDMdrum91 January 25, 2011

Quaft

To beat someone over the head with a baseball bat, lightly. It is taken from the word coif which is a head covering worn by people such as nuns whom are sometimes know to beat the crap out of small children while

saying it is only a "light" punishment.

I'm going to quaft my babies daddy!

by KittyCatCool March 8, 2011

Quaft

When a person becomes so lazy that they will not release air from their flatulence. Eventually the quaft will work its way out of the butt cheeks producing a unique sound at a slightly high pitch than an average fart and for a longer duration of time.

Leave the room. Uncle Rob just quafted.

by Schmittay January 3, 2009

Quafting

when you fart, lift gently toward the nose of the person(s) surrounding you so they can further enjoy the aroma that has disseminated from your rectum

I farted, it smelt like Secaucus and I got caught quafting into my mother's nose

by Jay Bronsky February 20, 2009

Quaft

The act of a woman queefing, then promptly wafting her minge gasses toward her face for a sniff.

Tom watched from a distance as Cindy quafted in a display that would sicken most.

by Spermjizz December 10, 2016

Quafting

The act of wafting in a smelly queef

Oh man that queef i just laid has a gnarly smell. Im quafting in it.

by MrDThatGuy August 2, 2018