Putingrad

place. Proud capital of the newly liberated Republic of Russian Ukraine. Putingrad is renowned the world over for its unparalleled history of artistic and scientific endeavour and above all its dedication to freedom, democracy and peaceful co-existence. Since 1240, when Batu Khan and the Mongols visited briefly and returned home with happy memories and bulging loot bags, Putingrad has been a must-see destination for hordes of all stripes. Near enough to Chernobyl that amusingly deformed wildlife abounds, yet far enough from Moldova that amusingly deformed people are scarce, Putingrad nestles in the heart of uklear trench land. Grain, grain combines, grain fertilizers, gravel, disused missile silos and scattered bomb craters abound as subjects for photographers and an abundance of Cossack dancers and nesting oligarch dolls offer endless entertainment for flak-jacketed holidaymakers. An interactive interpretive centre under construction will explain how Putingrad, despite an overwhelming volume of evidence to the contrary, has always been a part of mother Russia.

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Load up the troika kiddies, we are going to Putingrad for the weekend!

Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?

Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.

by gnostic3 March 3, 2022

putzing

fooling around aimlessly
messing around or about
tooling around

You can go in there, Bubba is just putzing around with the computer.

If it wasn't for all the putzing, stuff would get done around here.

by anystupidassname July 20, 2007

Puking Rainbows

When you eat too many skittles, and then you throw up.

Damn bro, you really ate all those skittles?
Yea- 'throws up'
Ooh that's pretty bad, you're puking rainbows!

by lecuaqq June 24, 2022

Puping

The act of simultaneously pooping and puking.

I was puping yesterday!

by Proskeeter April 2, 2008

pubing

indiscriminately shedding pubic hairs in public places

I haven't shaved in a really long time, so I was pubing all over the toilet seat.

by PubeMaster October 19, 2009

putzing

Often used as "putzing around". Means to fool around, tinker, mess with, dabble.
Could also be spelled puttsing.
The same as putzin.

I was putzing around with this thing when I noticed it has.....

Quit putzing around and get busy.

by BruceA September 8, 2008

puking dragon

When a woman blows cum out of her nose!

While your woman is sucking your cock, right before you orgasm slame her head down on your shaft and she will chock and blow it out her nose...known as the puking dragon

by kokley March 17, 2008