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1-2 pussy punch 

The act of shaving your lover's pussy before rapidly shoving your dick into it. It is better not to use clippers and instead use shaving cream and a razor.
Before I gave Emma a 1-2 pussy punch, I bought a razor and shave butter. When I got home, she let me pull out the shaving cream and I spread it all over her vagina before going over it with a razor. Her pussy was getting wetter, so I immediately rammed my dick in and went back and forth until I ejaculated.
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Pennsylvania Pussy Punch 

A fighting technique made by early colonizers of America. You get down on one knee and do a rising punch aimed at the vagina, your fist and arm going inside. Masters of this technique could get all the way in to the elbow.
"Did you hear? The State Fair is having a Pennsylvania Pussy Punch competition! Whoever can punch the deepest gets 1000 dollars!"

pussy pinch 

To pinch a girl on the pussy or cunt!

To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!

To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.
"Hey! He just gave me a pussy pinch!"

"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"

Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"

"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"
pussy pinch by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

pussy pinch 

1. To take a very small amount of tobacco out of a tin of dip such as Grizzly or Skoal and put it in your mouth.
Allan: Wow you only dip pouches you are such a wimp.

Nick: Look who's talkin all you do is take pussy pinches!
pussy pinch by isniz27 July 9, 2010

pussy punching 

To insert your fist(closed hand) in the vagina ,pull out and reinsert in a fast back and forth motion.Also can be done with both fists switching back and forth between fists, called "power punching".
"punch my pussy."
"I want you to pussy punch my hole till I cum"
"I love pussy punching"
pussy punching by SubHeart May 5, 2006

pussy puncher 

Another form of dry fisting, but only with more force and no lubricant. In order for it to be classified as pussy punching, your entire fist (past the wrist bone) must be in the females genitals within one try. Pussy punching happens often with nude boxing.
last night i KO'd my girlfriend in the third round of nude boxing with the pussy puncher.
pussy puncher by midel December 31, 2006

Pussy Pincher

(Refer to "Penny Pincher") A person that is extremely stingy about the type of pussy they like.
Dude, Jake is such a pussy pincher I swear he never tries any other kind.