Pusstache

When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.

"Hey bro nice pusstache"

-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."

by Ree-C April 14, 2019

Pusstache

When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.

"Hey bro nice pusstache"

-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."

by Ree-C April 14, 2019

Pusstache

A downstairs power move where a woman goes totally smooth except for a crisp patch of hair left on the mons pubis. It’s the genital equivalent of a mustache: classy if done right, creepy if neglected, and impossible not to notice.

1. “The Brazilian is basic, the bush is retro, but the pusstache? That’s a statement piece.”

2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”

by vonLegs September 24, 2025