punchin the clown

for a male to masturbate

johnny punched his clown after the hot date.

by jim white May 12, 2005

Punchin' the Toadstool

verb, slang for intercourse

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!

by PockyGT September 22, 2008

Punchin' the clown

masterbating

Im in a sex rut and so I'm punchin' the clown more often.

by Sincityhard1 January 5, 2020

Punchin The Onion

To perform anal sex.

Izzie: wanna punch my onion tonight babe?
Chris: what do i do? <english accent>
Izzie: just put it in my bum
Chris: okay!
This is Punchin the Onion

by AssKiller123 August 29, 2011

Punchin Bag

In reference to cocaine; a Bag of cocaine cut up and divided into lines to snort. cocaine, white girl, blow

person 1: Yo i wanna get hype right now

person 2: yeah, u wanna hit that punchin bag son

by Leezy S. Baby April 11, 2008

punchin' pooper

The act of fucking in the butt.

I'm really tired, Fran, I spent the whole night with a twink punchin' pooper.

by MichaelTodd December 29, 2004

Punchin Mushrooms

When two guys with small uncircumcised penis’ bump the head of their penis’ together

Hey bro you ready to start punchin mushrooms

by Sergeant Sassy Legs July 6, 2021