no pun intended

something you say when you attempt to make a joke with a pun and no one laughs at it.

person 1- ray william johnson is retarded

person 2- yea, he's raytarded.

*cricket chirps*

person 2- no pun intended.

by eggcorn July 23, 2011

Pun Intended

Used when someone wants to make a pun more clear.

If nobody drowns at the lake, everything will go along swimmingly. Pun intended.

by Willoe July 02, 2011

No pun intended

A phrase pertaining to a situation in a ironic sense.

"When I was presenting my fiancee with the ring, it fumbled out of my fingers and rolled down the sidewalk into the sewer. I guess you can say I had a 4-carat run of bad luck. No pun intended."

"When I lost my job, my boss called security guards who took me by force and threw me outside their front door. Just as I was sitting there on the sidewalk, a man dropped a newspaper in my lap and I saw an ad for a job. I guess you can say the opportunity literally fell in my lap."

"Cats are like men when it comes to looking for a date. Their singing resembles cat wailing. Never go to Karaoke on a Saturday night if you don't like cats. The air will be thick with cat call both inside and outside."

by mamaiamjustaman December 15, 2011

No Pun Intended

An emphasis which can be used at anytime, for anything.

1) No pun intended, but, I just pooped myself.
2) No pun intended, but this sentance will not make any sense.

by Fat Josh January 13, 2009