No pulse

A slang term for being "dead" from extreme laughter.

"Bro you saw my new post?" "Yeah it left me with no pulse" or just "no pulse

by JTBeatz April 28, 2020

Pulse

Scottish cider which can be bought out of the off sales for £1.30 for a 1L

I got mad wae it on pulse lastnight, pished oot ma nut man
geez a tan a yir pulse

by a mad alky August 01, 2009

Pulse

A sleezy teen hangout. Consists of kids who are trying to score drugs, kids who are already on drugs, and kids that dont need to be dont ANYMORE drugs. All these kids have one thing in common, they all try to score free food from Burger King. They also persue sex and to get a blowjob/handjob/footjob from their girlfiend in the woods in back of the Vally Total Fitness, or a buttfuck by your ex-boyfriend. If you wish to accually fit in, arrive hopped up on any over the counter cough medicine, Robutussen would be perfered, tranqulizers, or "kind" bud as the wannabe burnout hippie population of the happening, exiting town of Bel Air call it.

boy 1: I fucked my girlfriend at the back of Pulse tonight!
boy 2: It was fucking pouring rain!!!!!

boy 1: Why'd you touch my sister! imma fight you nigga!
boy 2: I hang wit da crips yo, i kewl wit da crips, yo, my boyz are da crips, yo....... but i ain't no crip, yo

by Pied Pipper May 03, 2006

Pulse

the pulse is the part of a techno song when the music gets lower and then comes in full strength , it can be compared to the breakdown of hardcore music

In clubs when everyone makes a circle to thrown down their dance moves it is during the pulse

by Tony Giamanno June 13, 2008

pulse

A recreational drug invented in the 2000's that when used creates a pulsing effect.

"Dude, we pulsed last night and i couldn't quit dancing!"

"I love listening to techno music while i pulse, don't you?"

by micky nichols March 13, 2009

pulse

Located in Loughborough, north Leicestershire, Pulse is the only nightclub in the country that provides a creche so that all its underage single chav teenage mums (a.k.a. the customers) have somewhere for their kids to be looked after while they look for another chav to impregnate them.

Chav 1: Am goin Pulse tonight.
Chav 2: Init. Man.

by Jon Fox January 16, 2005

pulse

1) The beat created by the shifting of blood through your blood vessels, a process concieved between the atriums and ventricles of the heart, and among the vena cava and aorta.

2) When your penis jiggles and wobbles uncontrollably when it is erect.

1)
"Doctor, can you feel a pulse?"
"No, he's dead."

2)
Dude she fucked me so hard, I lost my pulse

by TittayMastar June 04, 2003