Psychologist

A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.

Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.

by Dr. Jonesy March 7, 2009

School Psychologist

A person attempting to make childhood less hellish for others than it was for themselves.

School Psychologists are the best friends Mechanical Engineers could ever find!

by Patty M November 1, 2006

psychologist

someone who thinks that problems thought up by the mind can be solved by even more thinking

Psychologist - "next time you are depressed i want to you stop being depressed by thinking about not being depressed"

patient- "ok"

by byyeeeeaaahhhhwat April 8, 2015

criminal psychologist

A person who has been schooled in criminal psychology, which involves a unique and highly trained mind, and a person of great intelligence. Criminal psychology is hard to explain properly, but from my understanding, it is when the criminal psychologist has to try and think like a killer (criminal psychologists are sometimes asked to help police with murders), try and get inside their mind, and try to undterstand why the killer committed the crime in question, so the case can be solved, if the criminal psychologist has been hired by police. This may involve using evidence from the crime as a way to try to get inside the killers mind. Criminal psychology doesn't always determine exactly who the killer is, it does help immensely though to give an idea of the personality of the killer, what he's like, and so on. People who knew the victims of the crimes are often interviewed by police to get any possible leads on who the actual killer is, and suspects may also be interrogated to narrow down any list of people the police might believe committed the crime. This all has to do with the criminal psychologist, because he or she is often the one who has to figure out how the crime happened with the information that is given to him/her, whether it be from an acquaintance of the victim, or a suspect, or crime scene evidence.

Dr. John Davies is a criminal psychologist.

The police have hired a criminal psychologist to help them figure out who the killer is in their latest case.

by Nimbus April 29, 2005

Psychologist

Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".

Some of my favorite Psychologists are:

1. Wilhelm Wundt
2. BF Skinner
3. John B Watson

by psychology nerd July 17, 2011

Psychologist

1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.

I was driving when I saw a psychologist.

by Count Dooko September 15, 2005

Psychologising

When Migle tries to fuck with your mind. #notfallingforit

Migle stop psychologising me

by Cannie October 5, 2018