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pruned up

Somebody (usually a girl) who refuses to have sex.
โ€œMan that girl is so hot but shes pruned up so i probably canโ€™t smashโ€
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prunedale

Prunedale,CA A small town with a population around 7,000.. very small! People who live here usually have a house built on 2 + acres well i did there are about 3 elemetary Schools.. echo valleymrs murphy and mr jackson wre the nicest!, prunedale, and Prunedale Christian Academy ((Liberty Family Academy shut down when i was in 3rdd there is 1 library where most people hangout at if not riding horses...HOME OF THE PRUNETUCKY PEOPLES!!! There is one Burger King and a Mc Donalds across 101. You can oonly by grocerys at a super maxx or Safeway across the highway. This town is 15 miinutes away from Salinas..and a5 away from Gilroy..and 45 away from San Jose...
Darlene-Hey Clarissa are you done with your homework?

Clarissa-Yess...

Darlene-Then lets go to the Prunedale library!

Clarissa-Yipee!
by Darlene MashedPotatoes September 23, 2007
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After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!
by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019
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Pruned the family tree

Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.
by The Dancing Ramses August 20, 2019
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Pruned Vagina

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.
1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.
by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008
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Prunedale

Definition 1: A small city in central California, synonymous with Salinas.

Definition 2: A person who - Feeds pigs in the middle of the night. Thinks of Salinas as a "big" city. Owns an animal that isn't a dog, cat, fish or small caged animal. Prefers trucks to sports cars. Hangs out at the Prunetree Shopping Center and/or Hollister.
Example 1: That Prunedale is going to ride his pet horse to the big city Salinas to buy a truck because he doesn't want a Camero, but first he is going to hang out at Prunetree, but not for long because he has to feed his pigs tonight. But if you miss him today, he will be in Hollister tomorrow, so you can hang out with him there.

Example 2: Let's stop off in Prunedale while we drive down the 101.
by LOOK, IT'S A BIRD! March 15, 2011
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prunned

to accidentally paint your neighbors house a completely different color and they never realize it.
prunned
by schwien October 4, 2008
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