Printer

Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.

The Bullshit Man: "Printers are bullshit!"

by Ugh69 September 30, 2018

the printer

the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.

Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!

by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

Printer

In computers, a printer is a device that accepts text and graphic output from a computer and transfers the information to paper, usually to standard size sheets of paper. Printers are sometimes sold with computers, but more frequently are purchased separately. Printers vary in size, speed, sophistication, and cost. In general, more expensive printers are used for higher-resolution color printing.

"Holy ginger noodles bro, the printer spat out paper with a picture on it!"
"Bro that's what printers do"
"awesome"

by thatdude327 October 8, 2011

Printer

When you need to print a document or an image, you use a printer.

Ryan:"Hey bro, need it?"
Mike: "ya, gonna print pics of ur moms pussy"
*Mike walks away from the printer and out of the room."
Ryan: "What a pussy destroyer."

reggin

by fazeTempRRRRRRR March 14, 2016

printered

When somebody says owned innaproprietly, thus getting owned by everyone around them

''20 kills, ooooooooowned.'' *Short Silence* ''You only got 10.''

Everybody there: printered.

by Borrox February 18, 2009

Printer

When you slap a mom's ass every alternate Wednesday evening.

It time for your mom's printer...oh yea!

by TK-421 February 10, 2005

Printer

It's a box machine put in an office or room to make things on a piece of paper

OMG THATS A BIG PRINTER!

by Anonymous841 July 18, 2020