Primate 

VERB : A way of explaining something or someone that takes precedence over your thoughts and emotions for a majority of a time range.

Could mean a positive or negative reaction.

Getting my tax refund really primates my day!

Primate by AlcorzaHebecent May 3, 2024

Primate Mode 

To engage in a type of laziness where only the most basic needs for survival are met, typically food, sleep, and sex. In humans, this behavior is most commonly observed on weekends, days off, and vacations. Named after the animalistic behavior exhibited by apes, monkeys, chimps, gorillas, orangutans, and wookiiees.

Dude 1: I just finished my last midterm and I have nothing to do for a week!

Dude 2: What are you gonna do with your vacation?

Dude 1: Order a pizza, invite a girl over, and go into Primate Mode for a few days.

Primate Mode by Alpha_Primate March 7, 2010

primate pile up 

the act of large primates pileing up on each other and butt fucking performing one big orgy

Dude, did you see that primate pile up on animal planet last night? it was crazy!

primate pile up by donkey kong6999999999 April 17, 2011

primate feces 

When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.

How dare you steal my close up photos of Taylor Swift' s vagina! I am going to go primate feces!

primate feces by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016

primate discipline 

Literally, monkey-spanking; by extension, any repetitive exercise bearing no foreseeable benefit to mankind.

How can we get anything done with all this primate discipline going on?

primate discipline by Zappin' Nap December 17, 2019

Primate Special 

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.

Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...

Primate Special by DumDaddy May 12, 2025

Primate Special 

When a primate puts its hand in your ass, while another is sucking your meat, and one other has it’s dick in your mouth, all while you are oiled up in whipped cream and are getting shit thrown at you by another primate.

Oh man… Zack got the worst Primate Special the other day, poor dude…

Primate Special by DumDaddy May 16, 2025