Papaphobia

Intense fear or dread of the Pope, the Roman Catholic Church or of the clergy.

I couldn't go into the church because I suffer from severe papaphobia.
or
I couldnt go into the church because I am severely papaphobic.

by Molester September 6, 2004

pupaphobia

Phobia of puppets or marionettes.

Rosaline: Puppets are such amazing creations, would you not agree?
David: Don't even bring up puppets, they scare the shit out of me.
Rosaline: What do you mean?
David: I've got pupaphobia, man, that kind of shit is creepy and scary as fuck.

by gamblignant May 14, 2016

Pitaphobia

The fear of being stalked by a creepy bald man that is obsessed with rainbows.

I always have a feeling that Pittas is watching me... I must have pitaphobia.

by Pittas September 18, 2013

Primophobia

Primophobia is someone who manipulates their friends, lies, plays the victim every chance they get, and posts tiktoks for sympathy.

Person 1- OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT PRIMOPHOBIA POSTED? THEY DON’T DESERVE THIS.
Person 2- Stfu you’re only her mutual cuz she has followers, and you’re lonely.

by CallMeCarson’sParolOfficer September 28, 2021

podaphobia

The irrational fear of the word "poda", which translates literally into "go away", and can be interpreted in some cases to be the equivalent of the English phrases "fuck off" or "piss off". Often feared by sufferers of Asbergers syndrome, podaphobia is estimated to afflict about 1 in every 600,000,000 people.

Student 1: "Poda"! (to Student 2)
Student 2: "ARRRGHHH!!! Why do you have to say that word!?" (suffers mental breakdown)
Student 3: That kid is suffering from podaphobia, the irrational fear of the word "poda". Don't say it around him.

by TheRoflChopper September 11, 2011

Piephobia

The fear of pie, not the math term, but the literal physical dessert pie.

What should I get John for his Birthday, a cake or some pie?

No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.

by Sumdudebehind7/11 August 21, 2020

popaphobia

Fear of the pope.
Fear of men wearing tall, highly decorated spear-head-shaped hats and wielding shepherd's crooks.

I used to be Catholic, but I de-converted after developing popaphobia.

by Shari Fowler March 19, 2008