plumptious

Nice and Fresh

That booty is plumptious
My chicken is plumptious
Boy your jokes aint plumptious

by ayewebelit June 18, 2017

Presumptious Zoodles

A commentary artist on youtube, whom is hoping to become extremely famous. Originates in williams lake under the name Kyle M.
also known by his tag PZ

did you see PZ's new video yesturday? shit was dope man!
Did you see Presumptious Zoodles new video? INSANE MAN

by Presumptious Zoodles A.K.A PZ November 28, 2010

pizumptious

the art of having total control over the ladys being an absolute sex magnet making all girls want you and taking your pick from them developing skills to benefit from on this system of pizumptious

mike:that kid gary is so pizumptious
tyler:yeah he gets alll the ladys

by annonymous624 May 31, 2006

pumptious

pum.p.tio.us
adj.
1. Attempting to attract the desires of male suitors.
2. Being of an easy persuasion in regards to entering sexual intercourse with men
3. Cunt

"Christ that Luke McGowan is really pumptious today" or
"I don't mind Rob Gray, he's just far too pumptious"

by How it is April 6, 2005

Presumptuous Expectations

The assumption a presumpter has that a desired outcome will occur with pre-determined definitive results regardless of the actual response of the presumptee

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I don't want to be Presumptuous, but I have an Expectation that we will make love this evening...no is not an answer

Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option

Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much

by chumlord11 March 29, 2010

Prolumptious

Beautiful Natural Firm Big Juicy Breasts

She still has nice tits but they aren't as prolumptious as hers

by jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj June 24, 2011

prehumptuous

Definition #1

When either sex assumes that they will be getting some action later on in the date.

Definition #2

The act of rubbing one out pre-date under the premise of getting some action post-date and not wanting to disappoint sexually, therefore eliminating any chance for a second date

Dave: shall we take this back to my place or yours?!?
Tina: well that’s awfully Prehumptuous of you....

by Ak-Rider November 19, 2019