Poundage

Another word for Pound sterling, British money (pounds), cash, dosh etc.

I can't come out tonight, ain't got the poundage bruv.

It's my treat. I've just come into some serious poundage.

by Titbiscuit September 13, 2009

Poundcake

Pussy-As you eat it, and you pound on it. Comes from the song "Poundcake" by Van Halen.

Dude, I just love my baby's poundcake. It's tight, man.

by P.I. Sstaker January 18, 2010

Steamy Chilled Poundage

The act of putting a condom on your erect penis then rubbing Icey Hot all over it and fucking a chick with it.

Guy 1:Dude...did you hear about how Tracey pissed Steve off?
Guy 2:No, what happened?
Guy 1:She cheated on him so he punished her by giving her a "Steamy Chilled Poundage".

by TinselTits January 6, 2010

Poundmaker Hat Trick

The act of using three nuclear bombs on the same enemy city in a game of Civilization VI. The phrase was born in a series of games where the computer AI in Civilization VI pulled off the feat and it was named after Poundmaker, the leader of the Cree.

I once watched a Canadian streamer pull off the Poundmaker Hat Trick, he annihilated his opponent with that unique strategy.

by Jakefish April 26, 2021

Poundjack

The act of intercepting a pound (Fist Bump) intended for another person. This can be done to both friends and complete strangers. After the interception, the Poundjacker must yell "Poundjacked!"

OH SHIT, DOUG JUST POUNDJACKED YOU AGAIN.

by Matty Matty the Big Daddy November 7, 2010

Texas Poundcake

The Texas Poundcake is when 3 friends take the shortest one and make them drink a full gallon of milk. The two taller friends then begin peeing all over the short one while the tiny person puts a bagel in their own mouth. All three of the friends then wrestle until the short one pukes out the gallon of milk along with the bagel. The tall players then fight to eat the bagel off the floor. The one who eats the "Texas Poundcake" off the floor first gets to sit out for the next round while a new player is called in.

Hey Logan! Remember when you, kim and I played Texas Poundcake at the Freddy Fazzbear's pizza yesterday?

by LasagnaMan9 October 28, 2021

Deep Poundage

Term used when one thrusts his penis into another's sexual cavities so hard that it occasionally hits vital organs.

"Damn man! I was really serving her with some deep poundage, she couldn't even walk afterwards...and that was before the internal bleeding started"

by Bono March 13, 2005