pound sand in your ass

A kind way of telling someone to fuck off, through insertion of sand into their anus, and pushing it down through the use of a stick, road cone, or broken broom handle.
guy 1- man this dude at the bar was being a total douch nozzle.

guy 2- so what did you do?

guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.

guy 2- hmmm.
by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010
mugGet the pound sand in your assmug.
correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"
see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"
by dNguyen September 8, 2006
mugGet the federal pound me in the ass prisonmug.
Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.
"I herby sentence you to five years in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."
by Joshie G. April 26, 2010
mugGet the Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prisonmug.

pound sand up your ass

A common expression in the Army during the 70's & 80's.
A phrase used by equals to tell each other off, used by superiors to shut up subordinates.
A method of dismissing a stupid person.
The only possible use when you find yourself with a stick,
a funnel, some lube and a bag of sand.
A polite way to say fuck off.
Worker: "Hey boss, why don't we shut this job done and call
it a day, I'm tired."
Boss: " How can you be tired? You haven't done a damn thing all day. Maybe you should stay home tomorrow and pound sand up your ass!"
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
mugGet the pound sand up your assmug.
A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space
by Stavr0 November 19, 2003
mugGet the federal pound me in the ass prisonmug.
When some ugly lonely ass guy slides into your dms etc and wants to bounce your phat ass with his 3 inch dick.
Some ugly dude in your dms: hey you tryna catch 10 pounds of bounce that ass?
by Succdickforaliving123 June 12, 2018
mugGet the 10 pounds of bounce that assmug.

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