pyrophobia

Fear of pirates - uncontrollable anal twitch triggered by the sight of a gap toothed, patch wearing pirate.

Wendy was reluctant watch pirates of the carribean with her friends as she suffered badly from Pyrophobia.

by Yellow Beard August 4, 2006

pyrophobia

When you have a fear of that scary fuck, Spyro the dragon, but also when you cannot pronounce the letter s.

-What's up with dickcunt over there?
-He's got pyrophobia.
-Still at least he isn't a junkie.
-What?
-Shut up (sound of gunshot)

by MasterG February 4, 2005

potamophobia

the fear of rivers or running water

John has potamophobia, so he avoids rivers.

by bobapplesuacemcgee August 18, 2016

Petrophobia

Fear of rocks. Commonly triggered by Minecraft builds, which use cheap blocks like stone, cobblestone, etc. (anything stone related/grey). The grey hue of rocks makes buildings look dull, unattractive, depressing, cheap and lazy. Usually the viewer suffers from this disorder, not the builder themselves. The stone dominant builds are common in survival medieval builds.

Alternative spelling: Petraphobia/Pietraphobia

"I can't believe in this day and age, people still think that cobblestone is the only building material there is" -"Dude, why do you have to be so petrophobic?"

Patient:"I don't know what's wrong doc. Whenever I see my kids play Minecraft I get sad"
Doctor: "Ok, I will schedule you for a petrophobia test"

by Dyxslecsic Hystorian November 3, 2021

Petrophobia

Fear of rocks. Usually triggered by dull looking survival stone Minecraft brutalist builds. The lack of colour makes the viewer feel sick and depressed.

"All the colours in the world and you choose to only use greyscale." -"I think you have petrophobia"

by Dyxslecsic Hystorian April 29, 2022