porteous

To fall unconscious whilst in the midst of penetration and then awaken later with no recollection of the event.

benson:did you hear about giles?
finley:oh no, he didnt pull another porteous did he? crikey!

by The LIbrarian November 8, 2006

POTENTIOUS

making claim to or creating an appearance of (often undeserved) importance or distinction

Look at that 'POTENTIOUS' cunt, bet he Djs in milk...

by Milk_ May 29, 2004

pretentous

acting more important than you actually are

brenda: yo dawg last night i got brandan in my car whoooo weeee last night yeaaa girl i tell ya shawty we did it up and down the pole

Lucie Jermaine Jackson: brenda! I tell ya brandan was playing b-ball up in BX last night, what cho fat ass talking bout being pretentous an' all that shit

branda: oh shit ya caught me gurlfriendd got yo hair did

by BLue BuLL RogeRRRRRRR October 28, 2013

PROtentious

Professionally pretentious.

adj. Its a spoonerism, a combination of two words to make some shit up...

dude, have you ever watched six feet under?
yeah, bro. its good, but the director allan ball thinks hes intellectually above all of us. ooooh, a story about funeral homes, and death, youre sooo coool.

theres a song by tal bachman "shes so high above me", that everyone thinks is sung by everclear. its not.
the bitch in the song is protentious.

by ducty December 29, 2011

porterhouse

A term used by hair stylist to describe the size of a gentleman's package while hanging out at the pool in Vegas.

"That's quite a porterhouse that guy is packing over there."

by Hair Cut May 7, 2005

Porteous

Commonly used in Scottish Slang to criticizes one or more persons based on their manliness or lack there of. Since it is not used in any other culture, the usage has become almost non-existent. :(

Look at that Porteous, she really needs to man up

by Ed_Hale April 7, 2010

Porteous

1.) Portable Catholic Prayer Book

2.) Over-achieving curly haired biologist.

1.) "thats a lovely porteous!"
"why thankyou. I got it from Waterstones."
"why I shall simply have to go and buy my own."
"you can't, they've sold out."
*despair*

2.) "helloooo. look at my telomerase."

by ibeaspoon July 27, 2010