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Pornhub.com

Website that has an unholy amount of shitass advertisements, aswell as some shit actors, and

unnecessary Choices. For example, a dick thats been up a pussy, and next thing you know, it gets sucked and wiggled... BRO WHAT THE FUCK!
Dad: Whaddup son, what you watchin'?
Son:...Nothing
Dad: Nah, I ain't takin that for an answer sunshine.
Son: *GULP*
Dad:... Pornhub.com?
Son: Yes :(
Dad: I am disowning you
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pornhub.com/cum

Same your fucking nasty why the he'll are you searching this
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pornhub.com Vs xvideos

The ultimate battle , only chads use porn hub but neo Nazis use xvideos.
Jake: fuck of dad I'm jerking off to xvideos!
Dad: son you have failed me

Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit

Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
Mum:I only cum to xhampster.
Dad:we are getting a divorce.

Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.

Pornhub.com Vs xvideos
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Pornhub.com

Good website for Minecraft videos. SUBSCRIBE TO N4DJAXX ON YOUTUBE
Billy: hey I wanna watch a Minecraft tutorial

Bob: go to pornhub.com!
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Pornhub.com

a website where people show off their private parts and doing NASTY sexual stuff. It also shows the Thomas and friends all engines go, a cartoon inappropriate for kids
on the subway to work, i saw a kid on his Ipad watching this shit show called "Thomas & friends all engines go" a horrible revival of the beloved classic show on pornhub.com and below the video i saw a woman fingering her vagina. and in my mind I'm like "Wow these kids can really watch trashy and inappropriate stuff on the web these days"
by EMD F59PHI November 15, 2024
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Pornhub.com Vs Planespotters.net

Two websites, Which one is better?
Mayor: so votes shown for Pornhub.com Vs Planespotters.net and shows that planespotters.net has 91.7% votes and 8.3% for Pornhub.com so I declare that planespotters wins for the most favorite website
by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024
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