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porn star by bigjose November 22, 2018

Porn-Star good 

Exaggerated enthusiasm or excitement with regards to an activity that maybe fulfilling in its own right.

As with all Adult moves, phony or made-up eagerness makes for better/greater sales, However, this is not to say that the activity portrayed is essentially uninteresting. So more often than not overacting and fake enthusiasm leads to greater, more rewarding experience for all concerned.
Marc discovered an exciting new trail recently on his mountain bike. The trail was full of technical portions and many excellent downhill switchbacks. He could not wait to tell Jeff, his riding buddy. This new trail is porn-star good.
Porn-Star good by gomzee September 28, 2009

Porn Star Parking 

Sometimes considered the best parking spot in the lot. Typically, this spot is just outside of the main entrance to the place that you are visiting.

Arguably the same spot as "Rock Star" parking.
Marty: "Whoa, Andy, you must have been here at the crack of dawn."
Andy: "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Marty: "I rolled in and noticed that you have Porn Star Parking."

Bass Pro Shops porn star 

Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.

Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.

Clyde: What?!

fuck her like a porn star 

I girl you find physically attractive, but you want no relationship with what so ever. To have sex with and nothing more.
Guy 1: "So how'd you like her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she seemed nice and all but with a body like that I'd rather just fuck her like a porn star and go our separate ways."

porn star nipples

Large or oversized nipples that resemble a porn star. Usually attractive to the opposite sex.

( . Y . ) <--normal

vs.

( o Y o ) <--psn
"At least you guys don't have PORN STAR NIPPLES," says Laura LeClaire.