porkenflyer

a term used for a ham being flung accross a room by your uncle as he tries to slice it with an electric turkey saw.

"get that ham outa my face! that a freaking porkenflyer"

by lisaxx552211 October 25, 2007

Porpenzo

Probably has downs, farts uncontrollably, a real one, big ole throbbing cock, and is a kid at heart

Porpenzo has a big ole throbbing penis

by Thee philosopher June 8, 2020

porkenstein

Usually a larger woman or man with distasteful looks. Fat and ugly.

*Facebook dating needs to stop showing me porkensteins!*

*Plenty of Fish is full of porkensteins*

by Varvatos_Vex April 17, 2024