poopmergency

1. When a child who is not yet potty trained has feces erupting from his or her diaper unexpectedly- whether removed by the child or simply by gravity or other pressures upon the diaper or containment unit.

2. Any activity or instance that involves large quantities of infant, toddler, or child fecal matter on any surface or body part, or other person and or animal in an other than ideal situation or circumstance. Usually one or more persons and multiple surfaces become contaminated in an actual poopmergency

We were on the highway at night when Graeme had a serious poopmergency. He had a blowout in the car seat and was covered in shit from his nipples to his knees. By the end of it, there was poo in my hair, on both our clothes, on the blanket, on the floor of the van, as well as the seat.

by amomsoiknow November 28, 2012

Poomergency

Intense George's/ diarrhea shits that inevitably happen right after you leave a restaurant and get stuck in gridlocked traffic

As soon as we left China Buffet, dad had a Poomergency so bad that he left the car running Ina traffic jam to look for a bathroom and I had to take the wheel.

by Ms.nursing December 1, 2015

Poopurgey

The anal evacuation that needs to occur post food coma

I have eaten so much food that I can feel the poopurgey coming on

by Amcam July 18, 2020