poogasm

When a boy's poop tickles his prostate while coming out so much that it literally causes an involuntary unwarranted orgasm. POOGASM!

Holy shit, dude, I had to take a shit so hard that I think I just poogasmed.

by bbond1 January 15, 2011

Poogasim

When two bodily functions happen at the exact same time. The excrement of fesses from the anus, while ejaculation of seamen comes out of the penis....creating a poogasim.

That bitch had a poogasim, for real ok.

by EFASTING October 10, 2009

poogasm

The euphoric feeling you have following a large bowel movement.

"That poop was so huge, I had a poogasm."

"I'm going to need a cigarette after that poogasm."

by Imac13 November 13, 2012

Poogasm

That good feeling you get after taking a poop.

Yesterday I had a poogasm and I felt relieved.

by Sassifrass September 29, 2013

Pootash

To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.

I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.

by Spoopleman May 10, 2018

poo gash

1. A Shitty Pussy 2. Terrible, completely sucks ass!

1. Your girlfriend has gotta proper poo gash

2. Just dropped my joint, "thats poo gash"
Just crashed my car, "thats poo gash"
Just crashed into your car, "poo gash for you too"

by Tim Ben and Rich August 17, 2006

Poorash

The act of getting a sore bottom through not wiping properly

My ass is killing me I think I've got poorash

by Poorash October 13, 2010