Poob

me. I am Poob. I am god. Poob is god. Poob is carnivorous.

Praise Be to Poob. All Hail Poob. All Hail.

by Poob Dont care May 13, 2021

Poob

When one cums all over themselves in bed and falls asleep before they can clean it up

Ah shit, my mom saw the aftermath of a midnight poob and now she won't look me in the eyes

by Mystery Meats January 9, 2021

Poobes

Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys

I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.

by Thepoobsguy August 31, 2009

Poob

A fancy retard.

Person 1: Hey with all my bands I got 6k right?
Person 2: Stop being such a poob with 2 lots of 1k you got 2k!

by capabilitygreen May 23, 2022

Poob

The act of two people touching the ends of their index fingers together

1: Bro, pinky promise that you won't tell.
2: Nah dude, poob instead. It has more value

1: Why are they touching their fingers together?
2: They're poobing, bro

by magicmadx October 2, 2018

Poob

A poob is a bum hair. Poo pube.

A shaved my poobs this morning.

by PoobMysterGeneral October 11, 2009

poob

a noob but you call it a poop idiot but you call poob cause they are 2 times worse than just a noob.

"hey how do i text a message shortly in sort style?"Jeana asked "omg you poob idiot you dum dum you don't know omg you're such a poob noob

by Earth Worm Sally April 9, 2018