Pontius Pilates

Figuratively, the act of vigorously "washing one's hands" of a person or situation.

Don't drag me into this - I'm late for my Pontius Pilates workout.

by O. Walker October 15, 2007

Pontius Pilate

Presiding judge in the Supreme Court who ruled against OJ Simpson a 1992 capital murder and disorderly conduct trial. Pontius Pilate also presided over the trial of Jesus Christ himself leading to his crucifixion. Pontius Pilate now resides in a 7.3 billion dollar villa, overlooking the pacific ocean in Laguna Beach California, USA and plans to retire in the next millennium..
Age; unknown
Race; Closet Jew
Origin; Holy Bible
Occupation; Supreme Ruler
Super Power; unknown

So it was said, and it shall be done, pontius Pilate has spoken, and pontius Pilate had won.

Pontius Pilate sure was a scrappy elf.

by QuoetryMaster May 27, 2022

pontius pilate

Dublin common slang version of "toilet" in the style of cockney-rhyming slang.

I need to go me pontius pilate!

by Damien216 December 19, 2007

Pontius Pilate

some bible guy i think

1:"who is Pontius Pilate?"
2:"who?"

by ilikeppandboobs April 6, 2022

pontius

someone that comes from the pontus region in greece

slang for dumb or stupid

*two people on facetime*
person 1: bruh i cant find my phonem
person 2: you’re pontius you’re literally holding it

by your.average.dabi.simp May 29, 2022