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Pompey skate

Nickname given to Portsmouth fans by rival Southampton fans.

Originates from the fact that, because Portsmouth is both a naval base and a fishing port, there are large numbers of horny sailors and fish (with large mouths) such as the common skate in Portsmouth, and on lonely nights at sea, the sailors would use the skate's mouth to..... yeah.
Southampton fan: I hate that Pompey skate
by anonnonononononon August 7, 2006
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Pompey Steamer

The act of mutilating somebody using the following system of humiliation.
1. Dragging somebody to the street by their nostrils.
2. Brutalise the persons face with your fists/feet/forehead.
3. Shit on their battered body.
4. Wipe your arse on their hair.
5. Piss in their eyes.
6. Insert foreign object into rectum (object should be hefty in the girth department).
7. Casually leave the scene.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Alan giving Frenchy another Pompet Steamer. Something about a watch or something.
Guy 2: yeah, Alan is one brutal son of a bitch.
Guy 1: anal baby.
Guy 2: yea... anal.
by The Circle April 6, 2005
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pompey scum

name for tubby people coming from the worst community of people. this person is very poor and often smell. This person suffers from a phobia called i-support-a-rubbish-team-itus
by Snoop Doggy Dave November 1, 2004
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pompey crew

a crew with one member! this member is michael kent he is a full time pompey fan who still wears adidas popper trusers and apart from them only wears pompey unoficcial clothing!
by mc beatmaster July 16, 2003
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pompey crew

fukin little pansy who need a smash and we beat them 2-0,
come on u saints
the crew 657 who r they
by simon phillpot December 14, 2003
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Pompey corsa

A popular car drove around Portsmouth by girls named Stacey… usually with sweeties in the glove box (wink wink wink)
Hey I’ve met a girl at the weekend and she is totally a Pompey corsa, I don’t know what to do!
by Banana88mph September 1, 2021
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Pompey revenge-munt

A similar definition to munting however in this case a Portsmouth fan goes into the local cemetery in Southampton and starts killing every scummer and then munts them to a pulp
I hate the scummers , therefore me and my friends are going on a Pompey revenge-munt
by PepsiGeez February 7, 2025
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