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Poppening

A play on whats popping and whats happening? it's a question whats up whats going on it's how red recognizes red how you greet your boys in the hood.
Red: ayo playa whats good
game: whats poppening my dude
Red: Chillin' chillin'
by redman1game May 21, 2011
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Pompeii Poop

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
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bearded pompeii

the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin
Tom: So what did you two do last night?

Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.

Tom: You are a sick freak.
by brodudecm March 2, 2009
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our lady of pompeii

Our Lady of Pompeii
OLP
Old Lady Prison

A school in Greenwich village where you would get beaten by nuns.
I went to Our Lady of Pompeii in 1967, I got beaten by nuns.
by matcat98 March 10, 2016
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Dirty Pompeii

The act of "blasting a dookie" on your partner's chest, right between the two knockers, untill it begins to run down to her neather-region rezembling the flow of lava down a mountain.
"Dude, i ate a double beef borito last night then i gave that chick a dirty pompeii"
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Pompeii Wake-Up Call

(pom-PAY)

Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.

Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."

Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."
by G. I. Love August 14, 2009
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pompeii

when a black man with extremely dry skin is having his sphincer licked when suddenly he expels thunderous flatulence that vibrates with such intensity that a cluster of ashy skin plows into the face of the partner enshrouding her in noxious gas and seemingly pyroclastic flow
I was eatin' his ass and and that motherfucker pompeiied my grill!
by grokyourballz July 13, 2009
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