pompey

Slang both for the city of Portsmouth (in the UK), and its football team (Portsmouth FC).
I'm taking the ferry to Pompey.

Pompey beat Southampton three nil.
by MuffinsTheGreat April 16, 2008
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Pompey skate

Nickname given to Portsmouth fans by rival Southampton fans.

Originates from the fact that, because Portsmouth is both a naval base and a fishing port, there are large numbers of horny sailors and fish (with large mouths) such as the common skate in Portsmouth, and on lonely nights at sea, the sailors would use the skate's mouth to..... yeah.
Southampton fan: I hate that Pompey skate
by anonnonononononon August 07, 2006
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Pompey Steamer

The act of mutilating somebody using the following system of humiliation.
1. Dragging somebody to the street by their nostrils.
2. Brutalise the persons face with your fists/feet/forehead.
3. Shit on their battered body.
4. Wipe your arse on their hair.
5. Piss in their eyes.
6. Insert foreign object into rectum (object should be hefty in the girth department).
7. Casually leave the scene.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Alan giving Frenchy another Pompet Steamer. Something about a watch or something.
Guy 2: yeah, Alan is one brutal son of a bitch.
Guy 1: anal baby.
Guy 2: yea... anal.
by The Circle April 06, 2005
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Theatre of Pompey

The Theatre of Pompey was the worlds largest theatre ever built.

It was financed by Pompey The great during his second Consulship of the Ancient Roman Republic in 55 BC.

It was built in the Campus Martius area outside the ancient city walls.

It is behind this theatre in the curia of the Theatre of Pompey that Julius Caesar was murdered by the senate.
The senate was meeting at the "Theatre of Pompey" while the Curia Julia was being built.
by Amadscientist April 07, 2009
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pompey scum

name for tubby people coming from the worst community of people. this person is very poor and often smell. This person suffers from a phobia called i-support-a-rubbish-team-itus
" we hate pompey scum"
by Snoop Doggy Dave November 01, 2004
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pompey crew

a crew with one member! this member is michael kent he is a full time pompey fan who still wears adidas popper trusers and apart from them only wears pompey unoficcial clothing!
by mc beatmaster July 16, 2003
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pompey crew

fukin little pansy who need a smash and we beat them 2-0,
come on u saints
the crew 657 who r they
by simon phillpot December 14, 2003
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