Plutoed

To be so mashed that you are really incomprehensible as if you're body's hear but your sensate mind has definitely transported to a far, far distant planet

I was so plutoed yesterday I had a conversation with a tree

by Olsburger September 7, 2016

Plutoed

When you're so fucked that you're on another planet.

I'm totally plutoed right now.

by turtletime8 June 24, 2017

Plutoed

When your partner suddenly becomes lesbian for the 2nd-3rd time in a row.

“Damn, Aaron. I got plutoed again.”

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper December 13, 2021

Poor Plutoer

A person that has such bizarre sentimental attachment to a space rock, that is closer in relationship to a comet than it is the 8 true planets in our solar system, that they will fight tooth in nail with anyone who states that the reclassification was justified. They do so with fairly irrational arguments and by neglecting the facts involved.

Everytime someone posts a picture of the current solar system, these damn poor plutoers come out in tears and protest over a fucking space rock that has no impact in their lives what-so-ever. It ruins any conversation you try to have on a page.

by zerocool6687 January 11, 2013

Plutoid

Adjective used to describes someone of small stature or intellect. Usually used to insult someone who is small/short or is just fucking stupid. (Derived from the astronomical term Plutoid, another name for a dwarf planet).

Sam: Bro, is Haydn like 5'3"?

Alex: Dude's a plutoid

Or

Alex: Did you hear how Haydn failed the English Essay?

Sam: What a fucking plutoid.

by Reth Sogan April 11, 2023

plutored

Being so drunk you're on pluto. Truly fucked.

Mark: Jim wats the craic?
Jim: I'm fucking plutored.
Mark:That bad man?

by Danvcxz March 31, 2014

pluto-ed

To get kicked out of a area, room, group, etc. Just like Pluto was kicked out of the solar system.

Megan got pluto-ed out of class for talking back.

by muddymidfielder July 27, 2009