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Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
by sphiinx May 28, 2018
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Butt pleased

Being contented with a situation or product, the opposite of butt hurt
The food and service were excellent, I am very butt pleased!
by CaptainJeanLucPicard May 3, 2019
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gold-plated

Common use: Covered with a thin layer of gold, a precious metal often used in jewelry.

Slang: Genuine and true, but not in a good way. The mock formality alludes to a professional judgment.
1. Yeah, I know him. He's a gold-plated prick.

2. My car just broke down. I swear that thing is a gold-plated piece of shit.

3. My boss is ok, but his boss is a gold-plated asshole.
by Kevin The Nerd August 15, 2009
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Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
by sphiinx May 28, 2018
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Plated

An act of oral sex IE going down on a lady
I was (plating) her the other night and almost gagged on a pubic hair
I would (Plate) her all day long
I (plated) what's her face the other night
by TT81 July 19, 2017
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Pleasedo

(pronunciation "plu-see-doe")
A combination of too much coffee and too much work before noon can result in this being asked of you by your supervisor; the definition is vague, although it implies a polite request or command being made to do an unsavory task.

Usually found in handwritten notes and directives.

Derived from the English for " If it is your desire or pleasure" and "make: engage in, or perform."

Also rumored to be the name of a Latin dance originated in Albany, New York; there are no formal steps/techniques recorded.
My supervisor asked me to pleasedo the reports, but I don't want to.

This memo was on my desk: "Pleasedo these charts by 5pm" and it was signed by my boss.
by Faye Dundler-Mifflin May 4, 2010
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Super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans

A term President Obama assigned to high priced, fancy health insurance usually only affordable for the rich.
Here, it means really, really, REALLY big plans.
question: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Answer: "Dude!!!! I got super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans!! I'm off to Hawaii for some tasty waves and a cool buzz."
by kevnbro July 31, 2009
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