You know what a platonic friend is to a woman? It's like a dick in a glass case. In case of emergency , break open glass!
Chris Rock : Bring The Pain (1996)
Chris Rock : Bring The Pain (1996)
by FreshOrange October 15, 2018
Get the Platonic Friend mug.1.sometimes when a man wants a women yet he knows she is grossed out/creeped out/not attracted to him he will attempt to get close to her claiming to be merely a "platonic friend".
2.when a women wants to be gentle to a man and not go out with him she may use a phrase similar to " I jsut want to be a platonic friend"
2.when a women wants to be gentle to a man and not go out with him she may use a phrase similar to " I jsut want to be a platonic friend"
1. Chris wanted Kristen but knew he could never have her so he claimed he just wanted to be a platonic friend
2. Jodie Foster turned down John Hinckley by saying she just wanted to be his platonic friend.
2. Jodie Foster turned down John Hinckley by saying she just wanted to be his platonic friend.
by LC Vince GT May 21, 2006
Get the Platonic Friend mug.A nice way for a woman to say he is a dick in a glass jar waiting to be busted open at any ginen moment...
Mandy dates Charlie and clams Bob to be her platonic friend, however if Charlie steps out of lines one more time Mandy will bust open her dick in a glass jar!
by andamay August 7, 2006
Get the Platonic Friend mug.I met this girl a few years ago and we had tried to become something great in a relationship but it never worked out. Since then we’ve only been best friends and we’ve told each other everything, we’ve had people leave our lives but we’ve always made sure to stay there for each other. I used to not be someone she wanted to open up to so the friendship was always one-sided sometimes but after she realized people were leaving her but that I wasn’t she decided to open up to me and let me give her advice the way she seeked from others instead. We’ve been friends for almost 4 years now, and once last year I started feeling like maybe me and her are meant to be more in the future. I started thinking the same thing recently maybe me and her will become something more in the future when we hangout a lot or go to college together hopefully. It’s very confusing to me because I don’t know if she feels the same way or not or if she has thought the same things I have. It’s told that platonic friends don’t think about anything like sexual attraction or truly being with each other so I don’t know if this is just feelings that are growing really strong for her overtime and that I’m really just in love with her deep down but I’ve been hiding it.
Friend 1: “Your relationship could be Platonic or Romantic. Platonic Friendship is not having any sexual desire for each other and not being in love.”
Friend 2: “I don’t know if I want her that way or not”
Friend 2: “I don’t know if I want her that way or not”
by Paul walker 2013 April 21, 2024
Get the Platonic Friendship mug.I met this girl a few years ago and we had tried to become something great in a relationship but it never worked out. Since then we’ve only been best friends and we’ve told each other everything, we’ve had people leave our lives but we’ve always made sure to stay there for each other. I used to not be someone she wanted to open up to so the friendship was always one-sided sometimes but after she realized people were leaving her but that I wasn’t she decided to open up to me and let me give her advice the way she seeked from others instead. We’ve been friends for almost 4 years now, and once last year I started feeling like maybe me and her are meant to be more in the future. I started thinking the same thing recently maybe me and her will become something more in the future when we hangout a lot or go to college together hopefully. It’s very confusing to me because I don’t know if she feels the same way or not or if she has thought the same things I have. It’s told that platonic friends don’t think about anything like sexual attraction or truly being with each other so I don’t know if this is just feelings that are growing really strong for her overtime and that I’m really just in love with her deep down but I’ve been hiding it.
Friend 1: “The relationship could either be Platonic or Romantic. Platonic Friendship is where you won’t have any sexual desires for each other and are just long last friends but not in love.”
Friend 2: “That’s the thing maybe I am in love with her.”
Friend 2: “That’s the thing maybe I am in love with her.”
by Paul walker 2013 April 21, 2024
Get the Platonic Friendship mug.1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.
2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.
2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.
"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock
by 'sup P December 12, 2004
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Guy 1: Me and Lucy are in such a healthy plutonic friendship.
Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024
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