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Plantsexual

Mocking the LBGTQ+ Community by making a fake Sexuality. So no one likes that one except fucking bitches
Girl 1: What sexuality are you?
Girl 2: OMG the plants are so hot I think I'm Plantsexual
Girl 1: Bitch a person who mocks the LBGTQ+ Community isn't my friend anymore
by Disbitchbelike June 7, 2021
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plantsexual

What how huh why and well..... yea why what the fuck is stirring in your brain to be sexually attracted to plants like what the fuck was it cosmo from sonic x that made you wanna fuck a plant? uhhhhh i am running out of time so here is asmr of a man jizzing into a cactus's soil (except you read it)
Aw yea i am gonna fuck that cactus because i am a plantsexual aw yeah of fuck HOLY SHIT NO WAIT NO THE PRICKS ARE GOING ON MY DICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DID NOT PLAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Diagonal Mario 7-8+3 July 29, 2021
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panesexual

panesexual people don't care if you're male, female, trans, gender queer, genderfluid, nonbinary, etc. they are pretty much just attracted to anyone, no matter what they're gender identity is.
hey guys i'm panesexual, and i love everyone.
by mistwave666 July 15, 2016
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Plotsexual

1. A sexuality used in writing where the plot of the character is prioritized over heteronormative or preconceived sexualities.

2. A character who falls in love based on which way the plot flows.
Instead of straight or gay or even bisexual, he seemed to be plotsexual depending on chapter to chapter.
by Estelle Sterling January 16, 2020
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Planesexual

Jim- how is no nut November goin?
Billy- because of my sexual attraction to planes, I failed it

Jim- so your planesexual
by Arandomoron November 1, 2021
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plasexual

someone who is attracted sexually to plastic objects, and shares a special intimacy with particular plastic objects.
(kylie jenner is acceptable)
nasha: guys i might be plasexual

afif: wait whats that?
risyht: its him finding plastic objects hot or sum

asaj: ohh. congrats on coming out
helas: yea dude we’re proud of you

nasha: thanks guys, means alot.
afif: so wait can u have a relationship w them?
risyht: he can

asaj: but you dont?
helsah: yeah he’s just attracted to the at the moment.
afif: that’s pretty dope wtf. again, congrats.
by silvasoundslikesaliva October 20, 2021
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petesexual

When someone is sexual attracted to daddy Pete Davidson. The attraction is so strong it has to have its own category.
Taylor: Damn pete is so hot i just wanna suck him off
Me: Oh shit you must be petesexual
Taylor: you know it bestie
Me: AHH me too queen
by slut4mgk January 6, 2021
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