plantsexual

What how huh why and well..... yea why what the fuck is stirring in your brain to be sexually attracted to plants like what the fuck was it cosmo from sonic x that made you wanna fuck a plant? uhhhhh i am running out of time so here is asmr of a man jizzing into a cactus's soil (except you read it)

Aw yea i am gonna fuck that cactus because i am a plantsexual aw yeah of fuck HOLY SHIT NO WAIT NO THE PRICKS ARE GOING ON MY DICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I DID NOT PLAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Diagonal Mario 7-8+3 July 29, 2021

Plasticsexual

A man or woman attracted to someone that has gotten surgery on their body with plastic to make themselves look better.

Wow I can’t believe your attracted to Nicki Minaj, you’re such a plasticsexual!

by Darrial Walker April 25, 2021

Plantsexual

When the quarantine has got you turned on by growing green things.

She cant seem to keep her hands out of that terrarium, she is such a plantsexual.

by Hung like a plantar May 28, 2020

Plasticsexual

u like plastic

harold: yo i like guys
dave: i lke plastic
mat: ur plasticsexual

by dicktywickyuwu December 1, 2020

practisexual

When one finds being practical sexy
This was first introduced by the informal investigation podcast

Those cargo pants are so practisexual

by Pizzaface999 November 6, 2020

plantsexual

I person who develops a sexual relationship or has intercourse with a plant, especially cactuses.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Jenny is a plantsexual now.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she came out of the garden yesterday.

by Pringledude April 13, 2016

Pastasexual

Being entirely open without the need for labels. "I love who I love, I fuck who I fuck."

Lo is a wonderful pastasexual.

by aslo0628 August 9, 2012