buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.

bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!

by jameseepoo December 2, 2010

pussy plaque

White stinky, sticky goo between pussy lips after a hard days work. This is a common occurance after a weekend of camping with no shower.
This is similar to a mans fromunda cheese.
Women with long pubic hair have a tendency to suffer from this smelly problem more than groomed pussy.
This is also a common problem with women who don't wear underwear to soak it up.

holy shit! i just gave lydia the finger test and came up with a hand full of pussy plaque but, like they say if it smells like fish eat all you wish if it smells like cologne leave it alone. So i went for it.

Phew, I just got a whiff of my pussy plaque, I guess it's been a while since I showered.

My pussy plaque was so bad, I had to scrape it out with a spoon.

by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008

Keyboard Plaque

Food particles and other small unknown particals which are between keys on the keyboard.

Person 1: OMG, is that a cornflake in your keyboard?
Person 2: My keyboard has keyboard plaque.

by Liam.1 February 29, 2008

plaque panther

a large ravenous beast that lives in the forest that grows on the teeth of a person who hasn't brushed their teeth in months

Have you seen the plaque panther in Amy Winehouse's mouth?

by ChocolateLavendar January 7, 2011

Crack Plaque

When you just dont wipe your ass good enough. Possibly due to running out of Toylet paper. When you blast glue all over your girls asshole, then make her leave before she takes a shower.

by Big Nation April 15, 2003

ball plaque

The sweaty and stanky film that forms on your balls or groin area from being unkempt or unclean.

He got Ball Plaque when he didn't shower for three days.

by Pugsly December 14, 2008

plaque-off

the lifeblood of any RAR camper and a sacred object for Kermitists and Poopfrists alike. It is rumoured to have supernatural powers, e.g. strobe light thot banisher, spontaneous defecation, reincarnation of Our Lord and Saviour Andy, etc. Mixes well with porta-potty juice.

"yall this boi's got the rumblies for Plaque-Off, plaque on him stat!"

by lil_nilla_wafer December 12, 2018