Planting a Few Trees

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I pulled my ass cheek this weekend planting a few trees.
by Betterthanyouwusses March 28, 2011
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fuck bitches, plant trees

eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"
jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees
by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 06, 2011
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Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
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Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 09, 2021
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Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.
She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."
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