Pizarro

To get blackout drunk and text everyone in your contacts regarding your whereabouts/night. Only tomorrow will you realize your mistake.

Friend: dude i got ur text from last night, u slept under a car!?
Other kid: Omg, I pulled a pizarro!

by agoodfriend123 August 30, 2009

Dirty Pizarro

While at the same time, you are giving a blow job, 2 hand jobs, having anal sex, vaginal sex (females only), and a foot job.

I don't think Sarah remembers doing a Dirty Pizarro at that party last night.

by Cheesy McDick March 26, 2011

Sonia Pizarro

Jabba the hut's sister, she the fat lady from the TV show Operation Repo, she wears dresses made of shower curtens and bed sheets, because they don't make dresses her size

Sonia Pizarro: scueze meh sir! we are comendating your car!

Guy: I thought dinosurs were extinked!

Sonia Pizarro: just for that I am eating you for lunch!

by baka kuso yaro November 22, 2011

Maria Pizarro

A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.

"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"

by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022

pizarks

a cool tenessee guy into cars

look at that pizarks haulin ass in his bitchin chevelle, pizarks is the man

by peter January 9, 2005

Francisco Pizarro

The time traveler that told the Incas that cocaine was going to be made illegal in 1914. This caused the Incas to inject smallpox into their systems and die off.

Wow, Francisco Pizarro just told us cocaine is going to be made illegal.

by Boochus September 20, 2019

Pizarro

-Sexy chick with giant tits that people want to touch.

-A chick other chicks would go lesbian for.

-To be fucked in the ass.

-That bitch was a real Pizarro.

-I want to Pizarro that slut all night.

by Kathy Hiegel August 23, 2008