pivoturd

A poop so long that it hits the bottom of the bowl and when you pinch it off, it leans forward and slaps you in the nuts.

Gotta wipe my nuts cuz that pivoturd really coated them.

by SporHard July 28, 2020

pivot

turn (spin) around on the spot - or turn from a central point

On Friends, when Ross, Rachel & Chandler are taking the couch upstairs
"Pivot!!!! PIVOT!!!! PIIIVVAAHHHHTTTT!!!"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UUUPPPP!!!!"

by the_devil_4rom_hell August 25, 2008

stalker pivot

The action preformed by a creepy guy, usually at a comic con, where he attempts to inject himself into your group but fails, quickly looking for an out, he will lock his eyes on the next next available group of girls and preform a stalker pivot.

"This guy came up to us and was acting like a complete creeper, we told him off and he preformed the creepiest stalker pivot I've ever seen and started following some other group of girls."

by dzuari February 26, 2015

pivotal

crucial, Being of vital or central importance

Its pivotal location has also exposed it to periodic invasions” (Henry A. Kissinger).

by LatinGuy March 12, 2008

plant and pivot

The act of leaving something behind/at someone's dwelling in order to have a reason to call them approximately 3 days later. Most commonly this is done after a date or a one night stand.

Last night after we made out, Jill laid down a plant and pivot by leaving her necklace on the coffee table.

by Dr. Kellie February 19, 2009

pivosan

A strong masculine and dominant male originating from Belarus. A very open minded person with a unique sense of discipline and style. Normally, pivosan is a combination of a super sweet and lovely guy in communication and who is also very sexual and sensual in bed, giving and expecting a lot of pleasure to and from his sex partner. Pivosan is also known to be the best kisser.

-I have met a guy and immediately fell in love with him because he is a man of my dreams, such a pivosan!

-Have you met Alex yet? Let me introduce you to this lovely pivosan!

-Remember I told you about the man I started to date? We kissed last night and he turns out to be a pivosan!

by golddiggamillionaire October 16, 2020

PivotMite

An animator from the United Kingdom famous for his Random Flying Knives Trilogy. He is currently and supposedly working on a fourth edition to the sequel.

RFK is PivotMite gold!

by Sidney Orpington December 27, 2010