Titty Pity

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.
John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.
by billyradison January 30, 2015
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Pity Titty

when a girl feels bad feels bad for someone and to cheer them up sends them a picture of her titties
babe, im having a rough day. can i have some pity titty ?
by camerelle August 27, 2018
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Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.
Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
by eatthebaby September 14, 2010
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pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause
'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'
by markfitz June 17, 2013
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