El Piglet Royal

Back Stabber

El Piglet Royal said one thing to my face, then shit all over me to the boss.

by True Believer June 29, 2003

El Piglet Royal

A perfunctory piece of shit. See Splinter and Sneaky Snake.

That El Piglet Royal is over there humping the leg again, no big surprise though.

by South Kackalacki Lacki July 1, 2003

El Piglet Royal

A weasly Puerto Rican who burns co-workers in hopes of making himself look better in the eyes of his boss.

El Piglet Royal tried to set everyone in the shop up by throwing the tapes away, then lying about it.

by One of the wronged June 28, 2003

piss piglet

A penis.

Keep your piss piglet in your pants, you revolting perv. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And quit rubbing it. This is a family joint!

by pullmyfinger August 12, 2011

cow piglet

a heffer of a person who is both portly like a cow and a fucking PIG WHORE!!!

Jesus Christ Jeane, shut up and clean out that mustache you filthy cow piglet! FUCK!

by ryan FUCKING b October 23, 2010

Piglet Flu

During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.

Doctor: How do you feel.
Patient: Like shit.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.

Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.

by Kaiser123 May 5, 2009

El Piglet Royal

A weasly rat faced piece of shit who thinks the every one around him is at his disposal.

The sneaky one exclaimed "hey youz guyzez, do everything forz me sozez I don't lookz like a grande turd."

by Nene June 30, 2003