premature pinchage

When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.

"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."

by Dysentery March 8, 2021

punchface

What you give your coworkers when they act up, a big punch right in the face.

Steve is gonnna get a punchface if he doesn't stop whining about his house.

by Porkchop Sandwidches September 18, 2005

Punchface

A face that looks better with a fist in it

Usually found on cowards who hide behind their gang/buds but fall to their knees alone

Bud: Yeah man, so that bloody coward gets his boys to jump me for a few bucks and a transit ticket.
Bud2: well look who is walking alone right now
Bud: Haha, hes got such a punchface. Lets lay down the boltz

by J.C. Radegast June 26, 2009

Pinkface

derogatory term used to reference a person of Caucasian skin tone.

Look at all them pinkfaced people over there.

by Kracker Panel March 18, 2018

FinchFace

A David Fincher Fan who takes that shit way too seriously...

Person A: "OMG... I love Fight Club and Panic Room and when I grow up I wanna be like, younger, like Benjamin Button!"

Person B: "Fuck you FinchFace"

by DavidFincher April 15, 2009

punchafaceable

Able to be punched in the face easily

Oh, Tracy. You're so punchafaceable.

by Punchafaceable November 23, 2011

pinchrage

To pinch someone in a angered fashion.

Meaningless name to call some one. Usually insulting.

"PINCHRAGE!"

"You're a fucking pinchrage!"

by nichowas October 14, 2011