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Philosophuckery

A philosophical stance that is intended to shock, dismay, and/or offend any race, religious belief, political views or lifestyle accepted by the general population.
That guy spouts a lot of philosophuckery when he starts bashing gays.
by Ferretdude001 October 3, 2008
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Philosofecal

Jimmy is so philosofecal this morning. -Dude Jimmy is always philosofecal.
by kprodigy September 21, 2018
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Philosoficated

Describing someone who is experienced in being hot and sexy.
Steve: “Alright Jeff, maybe try going in shirtless, she’ll be into you”

Jeff: “Do you really think you’re that philosoficated?”
by PaulXD October 2, 2021
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Philosophuck

A person who gives advice about life when they're own life is a train wreck.
Having a PhD in misinformation.
Someone, usually your exes new flame, who wants to offer advise, but obviously what THEY say and DO are totally in the opposite directions!
ex wife: I just want to enjoy life, sow a few wild oats, live a little.
new flame: I prefer to be a woman of character & have strong morals! I have class!
ex wife: Class? You've been banged more times than a ketchup bottle! You're such a Philosophuck!
by Harley Princess February 18, 2011
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Philosophuck

To have meaningful or spiritual conversation, or to discover life's meaning while having sexual intercourse.
Man, me and Aphrodite were getting it on, and seriously, that was one hell of a philosophuck.

Dude, I totally philosophucked her too! And now we're getting married.

...Dude, she's my girlfriend. You slept with her? Are you philosophucking kidding me?!
by Christos or Kristos and Kab March 13, 2010
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Tractatus Philosofickus

"Nutte schweig still....."
German Rapper Schwartz Represents his fat cock and balls
A: "Tractatus Philosofickus mein Manifest"

B: "whore"
by Aids in a Bottle August 16, 2021
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philosofacing

Noun. The exposition (often superficially) of a particular philosophy on Facebook.
"Why does Tom keep ruining my cute Facebook quips with his long, unnecessary, and verbose explanations?"

"Take it easy, he's just philosofacing."
by Skrogger May 13, 2010
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