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Literally the best person you'll ever meet. She's shy at first, but really fun and crazy once you get to know her. She's very organized and has an amazing taste in music and movies. She's very loyal, is always a person you can count on and you know she'll always have your back. She has a good sense of humour and laughs a lot. It's always nice talking to her and you never get bored when you hang out with her.
-Philippine's my best friend! :)
-Wow, you're so lucky
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Philippine swat

Used to infer that someone is incompetent and/or is a coward. Demonstrated by the total incompetence of the Philippine swat team in dealing with the hijacking of a tour bus in manila on 23rd August 2010.
Son, you better work hard or you'll end up a Philippine swat
by respecttogign August 24, 2010
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Philippine Chicken Wing

A sex act deriving from the Philippines, usually performed in a group of two or more males with a female audience, in which the males attempt to curve their erected penis in a circular shape, in order to stick a chicken wing through the hole created by their curved penis. The contest's winner is usually considered the manliest of the group until the next contest.
The Philippine tribe rapidly tried to curve their erected penis in order to succeed in completing the Philippine Chicken Wing.
by thisistherealslimshady December 27, 2013
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philippine eagle

(Pithecophaga jefferyi) The most handsome and regal bird in the world.
A: The bald eagle is the most hand--
B: THE PHILIPPINE EAGLE.
A: That's too subjective.
B: You're too subjective.
A: Touche.
by J3A July 26, 2017
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Philippine nightclub

Dip your cock in adobo sauce and woman licks it off
by Darkhouse666 January 25, 2023
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the philippine school Dubai

A VERY GAY SCHOOL. EVERYONE HERE IS GAY. CLASS OF 2024 IS VERY ANNOYING AND SO GAY. EVERYONE IS A BITCH BUT THE BIGGEST BITCH IS WEIL*N AND FAB*OLA U KNOW IF YOU KNOW
me: what school do u go to?
poor kid: the Philippine school Dubai

me: that’s gay
by hahahahahakdog October 8, 2019
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The local Filipino version of the Internet's unholy trinity. Unlike the original, these consist of 1 photo and 2 videos. In able to ready yourself to be part of Philippine twitter, you need to see all of these, so that you will able to transform into an ultimate Jaded internet user for Filipino dark humor. Just mind that it cannot be unseen, and it will stay on your mind forever.

The following are the unholy trinity:

1. Prettyboi - Asshole photo of an infamous Filipino twitter porn creator that became sensational. This is after his enemy in a twitter fight reveals that he puts lipstick on his asshole so that it will be look good at the camera.

2. Mutya bakit green? (Mutya why green), a video of a tranny having sex in a grassland during the night. Her friend, is the one taking the video while coaching her to perform better. After her top cums inside her, the videographer focus the camera to her asshole, in which a green colored cum was caught dripping from the hole.

3. Go Janna Mae! - A video of a group of trannies making turn to be pounded by a lone clueless redneck. The other trannies who are waiting for their turn are cheering for one particular tranny named Janna Mae.
1. Wanna try the alter culture? you need to be babtize first by looking at the three unholy trinity of Philippine Internet.

2. I saw an unholy trinity, I can't unsee...
by LeCarl302 February 13, 2021
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