Philadelphia Eagles 

The best NFL team ever, who beats the Dallas Cowboys(girls) asses on a daily basis

Whoa, dude, the Dallas Cowboys just got destroyed by the Philadelphia Eagles

Philadelphia Eagles by Failedlegacy December 14, 2009

Philadelphia Eagles 

A team that drafts a 🗑 Quarterback even know they have one.

Me: Dude, the Philadelphia Eagles are fucking dumb

Philadelphia Eagles by s m a l l p e e n April 29, 2020

Philadelphia Eagles 

world fucking champions

The philadelphia eagles beat the patirots in super bowl 52!!

Philadelphia Eagles by underdog nation May 5, 2018

Philadelphia Eagles 

Philadelphia Eagles
The Underdogs

Super Bowl 2018 Champs

HOLD UP WAIT A MIN YALL THOUGHT WE WERE FINISHED

Y'all thought we would never do it and see who's always winnin now.

Were from Philly fucking Philly no one likes us we don't care.

Olde Saint Nick

#fucktombrady

Yo the Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champs I thought they sucked.

Philadelphia Eagles by phillyfuckinphilly June 13, 2018

Philadelphia Eagles 

The most fucking terrible team in the history of football. they think they're so awesome because they've won 6 straight against the giants but who has 3 super bowls? who was able to beat the patriots (The UNDEFEATED patriots i might add) in the super bowl? also, no matter how much of a dirtbag a particular player is (From T.O. to michael conVICKt) they can always take refuge in knowing the eagles will sign them in order to win a super bowl.

Retarded ass Philadelphia eagles fan: we have 6 straight wins against the midgets! we rule?

Me: who has 3 super bowls? that's right. get back at us when you win the super bowl. if you ever do.

Philadelphia Eagles by Giantsrule April 28, 2011

Philadelphia Eagles 

NFL Team who has never and probably will never win a Super Bowl. Comprised of thugs and "Wanna Bees", the team some how finds itself in the playoffs every year. They also tend to blow it in the really big game. The typical fan base is a brainless Philadelphian who would rather attack other teams fans at their home stadium than actually watch their bunch of losers take the field.

The Philadelphia Eagles are the modern day Buffalo Bills.......

Hey you catch the Philadelphia Eagles game.....
NO....
Yeah me neither don't they just suck.....

Philadelphia Eagles by RevSader September 30, 2005

Philadelphia Eagles 

Pulling a Philadelphia Eagles is going to prison for three felonies and getting at least 100 years as minimum punishment.

"My son just went to prison on aggravated assault, He is such an Philadelphia Eagles Fan

Philadelphia Eagles by The Homeless One May 8, 2023