Dion Phaneuf

An NHL hockey player who plays for the Calgary Flames. He is a Defence man. He kicks ass. he checks A lot of people, Fights a lot, And still manages to score goals. he wears number 4 and is the future of the flames.

Christian: "yo rick did you see Dion Phaneufs Check on Saku Koivu Last night"?
Rick: "damn Straight"

by FUZZCCF March 7, 2009

Phaneuter

a well groomed female pubic area

that is one mighty fine phaneuter you have there sweety.

by Dildo rose September 30, 2012

Phaneufing

To give back or donate items generously to others. such as presents, cars or hockey pucks.

I didnt feel so good this morning until I started phaneufing.

by Mp May 13, 2013

Phanuef

A liar that is extremely ugly and picks her boogers

Khushi: She said she went to Yale
E:She told me she went to Harvard

Marissa; Shes such a Phanuef

by bangbadabing May 17, 2015

phaneufed it

When an NHL player hit a hard slap shot that is wild and breaks the glass behind the net.

It's a good thing Parayko Phaneufed it, otherwise Backes might have lost his giblets.

by l;JMat58 February 15, 2018

phaneuter

See definitions of the following phrases. Both combined can be used to describe phaneuter: fanooter; phanooter

I can smell your stinky phaneuter from here.

by tracey June 20, 2004